copperbadgejabberwockypieOkay, but I think we have to ask @copperbadge : could a Neato beat a Roomba in mortal combat?
The thing is that Roombas are so adorable because they are fumblers. They don’t really clean systematically, they just kind of fucking wander until they’ve hoovered the entire floor. Their search pattern is random.
Neatos aren’t that way. They start at an edge, follow it until they can’t anymore, turn, follow the new wall until they can’t, and just keep going in ever tightening circles. They’re much more systematic and while they probably don’t clean as well, they’re also MUCH faster. So the Neato doesn’t care that the Roomba is off in a corner bonking a wall with its balloon, the Neato just keeps going on its mission no matter what.
Just imagine what would happen if the Neato’s mission was to take out the Roomba.
I did a thing.
(True facts the rounded edge of the Neato is the back of it, it leads with the square edge.)
I honest-to-goodness just snarfed my tea. This was actually the perfect way to end four solid hours of diss revision on The Book Where Melville Lost His Fucking Mind, so thank you Sam.
Oh man DISSERTATIONS
I made you a thing
Petition for Sebastian Stan to play RDJ in his inevitable biopic.
(We’ll get him some brown contacts, calm your pants.)
yee-jun replied to your photoset “Petition for Sebastian Stan to play RDJ in his inevitable biopic. …”Given that he (or his media team) knows about your tumblr, maybe he’ll call it ‘RDJ advises’… XD
If they are watching I think they should know I will happily write his biopic for free and if that requires spending weeks at a time listening to him tell me about his life, I will make this sacrifice for my art.
For our art.
when the 4th wall was never there to begin with
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
Money whale spent
Looks like that spout found its true porpoise
Spoutan of youth.
Ouyangdan have you seeeeen thiiiiis
AAAAAA I HAVE BUT THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM FOR IT ON MY DASH!
WAT. WHAT IS THIS FROM?!
I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
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