The reader is advised that he or she may be subject to an illusion generated by an evil genius, and that his or her "sensory fibers" may be falsely manipulated at any time with neither advance warning nor any possible legal remedy.

16th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Dragons in the Shire with 2,191 notes

captainhanni:

i’ll.. i’ll leave the room now… 

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16th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from crying tears of manly joy with 16,740 notes

ebenyandivory:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

lovejezebelle:

Squirrel hides nuts in a Bernese Mountain dog’s fur (as seen on Ridiculousness)

Dog: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING

THIS IS NOT WHAT MY FUR IS FOR

SQUIRREL FRIEND

YOU NEED TO STOP

This is one very confused squirrel

Source: youtube.com

16th April 2014

Post reblogged from we're up all night to get bucky with 28,950 notes

erernjaeger:

when ur entire class didnt do the homeworkimage

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16th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Metaldragon's Studio with 295,278 notes

wsswatson:

fk4eva:

marinashutup:

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likeable characters is actually super considerate and cool

How can he be such a despicable cunt, then…

Source: kazuos

16th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from crying tears of manly joy with 3,155 notes

Source: fairestregal

16th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Dragons in the Shire with 24,360 notes

deerthing:

captainhanni:

sighs @ own self

this is too cute omiglobbbb

Source: captainhanni

15th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Fantasy & Sci Fi with 75 notes

fantasy-scifi:

Major by Quirkilicious

fantasy-scifi:

Major
by Quirkilicious

15th April 2014

Photo reblogged from A Nerdy Girl Talking about Geeky Things with 209,056 notes

kingsgrave:

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

Evidence has come to light that whales can live for 150 years or more. A harpoon with the date of 1880 in it was removed from a bowhead whale recently. Since whalers (then) didn’t shoot at calves, and whales tend to reach full growth in about 30 years, that makes that whale in the 200 year range.Now: Imagine what it knew before it died.

"Ocean. Cold good, food yes. Swim. Current. Yes. Others. Yes."

kingsgrave:

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.

basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

Evidence has come to light that whales can live for 150 years or more. A harpoon with the date of 1880 in it was removed from a bowhead whale recently. Since whalers (then) didn’t shoot at calves, and whales tend to reach full growth in about 30 years, that makes that whale in the 200 year range.

Now: Imagine what it knew before it died.

"Ocean. Cold good, food yes. Swim. Current. Yes. Others. Yes."

Source: pacificasun

15th April 2014

Post reblogged from [insert literary reference] with 569 notes

Frankenstein and his monster were all about the mansecks, and my only regret is not working in more Rocky Horror references

lolmythesis:

Literature, Central Queensland University

"The Monstrous Lover: homoeroticism in Gothic fiction"

Tagged: rocky horror picture showliteratureOH GOD I'M DYING.

Source: lolmythesis

15th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Abiding, The Hard Way with 2,406 notes

robotlyra:

jackscarab:

mysidia-rydia:

a few of mysi’s favorite things

↳ fat chocobo

It even plays a "fat" version of the Chocobo theme, full of drums and brass and tinkly little sounds.

LOOKIT THE WAY THE BELLY JIGGLES

FAT BIRDS ARE BEST BIRDS

Source: mysidia-rydia