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29th July 2014

Photo reblogged from I Stole It With The President with 179 notes

copperbadge:

memprime:
copperbadge
jabberwockypie

Okay, but I think we have to ask @copperbadge : could a Neato beat a Roomba in mortal combat?

The thing is that Roombas are so adorable because they are fumblers. They don’t really clean systematically, they just kind of fucking wander until they’ve hoovered the entire floor. Their search pattern is random.
Neatos aren’t that way. They start at an edge, follow it until they can’t anymore, turn, follow the new wall until they can’t, and just keep going in ever tightening circles. They’re much more systematic and while they probably don’t clean as well, they’re also MUCH faster. So the Neato doesn’t care that the Roomba is off in a corner bonking a wall with its balloon, the Neato just keeps going on its mission no matter what. 

Just imagine what would happen if the Neato’s mission was to take out the Roomba.

I did a thing.
(True facts the rounded edge of the Neato is the back of it, it leads with the square edge.)

copperbadge:

memprime:

copperbadge
jabberwockypie
Okay, but I think we have to ask @copperbadge : could a Neato beat a Roomba in mortal combat?

The thing is that Roombas are so adorable because they are fumblers. They don’t really clean systematically, they just kind of fucking wander until they’ve hoovered the entire floor. Their search pattern is random.

Neatos aren’t that way. They start at an edge, follow it until they can’t anymore, turn, follow the new wall until they can’t, and just keep going in ever tightening circles. They’re much more systematic and while they probably don’t clean as well, they’re also MUCH faster. So the Neato doesn’t care that the Roomba is off in a corner bonking a wall with its balloon, the Neato just keeps going on its mission no matter what. 

Just imagine what would happen if the Neato’s mission was to take out the Roomba.

I did a thing.

(True facts the rounded edge of the Neato is the back of it, it leads with the square edge.)

29th July 2014

Post reblogged from I Stole It With The President with 179 notes

copperbadge:

branch-and-root:

I honest-to-goodness just snarfed my tea. This was actually the perfect way to end four solid hours of diss revision on The Book Where Melville Lost His Fucking Mind, so thank you Sam.

Oh man DISSERTATIONS

I made you a thing

29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from I Stole It With The President with 108 notes

copperbadge:

Petition for Sebastian Stan to play RDJ in his inevitable biopic. 

(We’ll get him some brown contacts, calm your pants.)

29th July 2014

Post reblogged from I Stole It With The President with 41 notes

copperbadge:

yee-jun replied to your photoset “Petition for Sebastian Stan to play RDJ in his inevitable biopic.  …”

Given that he (or his media team) knows about your tumblr, maybe he’ll call it ‘RDJ advises’… XD

If they are watching I think they should know I will happily write his biopic for free and if that requires spending weeks at a time listening to him tell me about his life, I will make this sacrifice for my art. 

For our art. 

29th July 2014

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http://copperbadge.tumblr.com/post/93262984951/thedarkbunny-tygermama-the-avengers-get →

copperbadge:

thedarkbunny:

tygermama:

  • the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
  • it’s Steve’s idea

Paging copperbadge.

I considered it actually, but IDK how much it…

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29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Glitter, Sunshine, and Dirty Thoughts with 5,549 notes

datcheliza:

when the 4th wall was never there to begin with

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29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Glitter, Sunshine, and Dirty Thoughts with 92,663 notes

monsterstrongpiercing:

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

Looks like that spout found its true porpoise 

Spoutan of youth. 

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29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from beware of kneebiting tiny angry dragon with 34,314 notes

ouyangdan:

sketchyfletch:

Ouyangdan have you seeeeen thiiiiis

AAAAAA I HAVE BUT THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM FOR IT ON MY DASH!

WAT. WHAT IS THIS FROM?!

Tagged: gif warningjeremy rennerand a kitty

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29th July 2014

Quote reblogged from Even in Arkadia, there am I with 34,750 notes

I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe (via agiilebeast)

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29th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Know that this is not an exit. with 82,472 notes

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